So I was just going through an old wallet I’ve had in storage which contains old business cards and random store cards I only signed up for to get 15% off and found this fortune from a long-ago cookie. Now, this is a lovely sentiment, and I’m probably going to get hit by a bus tomorrow for saying this, but it’s just about the most boring fucking fortune I’ve ever read. And how this reflects on me as a person who saved it with her Important Things to Save? Ugh, I’m just so bored with myself right now.